Hendrick
On a rocky hillside filled with caves and crevices resided the old Hendrick. A hermit, a wanderer, a devious scoundrel. He called nowhere home, slept wherever, and got his every meal practically straight from the mouths of his fellow men.
As daylight crept into the wide mouth of the cave he'd chosen to sleep in he awoke, stood, and stretched his thin limbs. He was just past middle age, his long, scraggly hair just graying. He grabbed the staff he used to compensate for his bad limp and hobbled over the rocks out into the fresh air.
The sun was shining on him and lighting the green grass, weeds, and shrubs sprouting on the hillsides. At the foot of the hill began flatlands, treeless and stretching for miles. Only a small village stood between the ground and the sky. Hendrick rubbed his hands together, thawing his bony fingers, and sighed,
"Ah, what a glorious day. Aye glorious it is for a good, honest thief." Hendrick often talked to himself, asking advice, pouring out all his problems, and partaking in his own wisdom which, in his own mind, was an endless flowing fountain of ingenious ideas. "Hmm, what'll I eat today, what trinkets shall I get? Yesterday was fun, but that was yesterday. I be bored today, bored, bored, bored!"
He pondered for a moment then reached for the magic, silver whistle he had dangling around his neck. This was his greatest prize, snatched long ago from a mystical charm maker by the sea. He put it to his lips and blew hard. There was no sound, at least none for the human ear. He waited, humming to himself as he sat, until he was joined by whom he called his little scavengers. Black ravens gathered followed by field mice and a giant, wild bull with massive horns.
"Good day me little friends!" Hendrick boomed heartily, "There's much a plunderin' to do. What have ye seen today?" One of the field mice scurried up his leg, over his hand, and to his shoulder. With little paws latched onto Hendrick's earlobe he whispered squeakily. He smiled, "Ya don't say? Travelers using me private road! Of all the nerve!"
His eyes locked on the road below. It was a branch off the main road and a shortcut through the hill country, but few ever used it. However on this day he spied two men on horseback riding along. They appeared richly clothed and carrying many valuables. Hendrick licked at his old, rotting teeth, one of which was gold, and cackled mischievously,
"Oh you fools. No matter, come to me and give me goodies for free."
As soon as they were close enough Hendrick leaped onto the bull's back, gave it a swat with his staff, and the big beast bounded down toward the road. The two unsuspecting travelers were stunned as he charged them whilst laughing maniacally. First the bull rushed between them, making their horses throw them and flee, then Hendrick steered the beast round and round the fallen riders as if herding sheep. All the while he sang out,
"Hoorah, hooray you've fallen into my trap today!"
Flabbergasted by the hermit, the men scrambled for their swords, but not fast enough. With two swift swipes from his staff as he rods by he disarmed them. At last Hendrick stopped, hopped off the bull's back, and proceeded to rob the travelers.
"First." he said. "I'll need your clothes. Yes, those lovely silks. Tunic, pants, and cape. The whole lot." They blinked at him and didn't move. "Strip!" He commanded.
Both men, outraged at this insult, leaped to their feet and threw themselves at him. Even though it was two against one he was more than a match. Like lightning he struck with the long, hard staff hitting them both on the head.
"Naughty, naughty." Hendrick reprimanded. "That's no way to behave." They tried again, but he only struck them down again and then gave them a sizeable beating. When they were flat on the ground, bruised, and groaning he commanded them again. "Strip, both of ye, now! Or I'll put the curse of the Wally Dally Do on ye!" He waved his staff like a wand for emphasis.
Of course, Wally Dally Do was fictitious, but the two men were superstitious and after being hit over the head so much they'd believe anything. They got to their feet and timidly undressed, tossing everything they were wearing, including money pouches, toward the giddy Hendrick. He snatched them up gleefully and muttered appreciatively, "Oooh, very nice. If I were you two I'd really miss these. But I'm not and these are mine now!"
He laughed, jumped back onto his bull, and rode away whooping crazily.
E.J. Norris.