A Kind of Paranoia
Here is an obsession I can't stand,
"Don't eat meat!
It means you're cruel
Because you don't care about poor animals,
And meat is filled with
Chemicals and antibiotics."
"Don't eat vegetables!
The government is lying about cancer causing GMOs,
Because they don't want a cure to cancer,
They just want your money.
So no corn, potatoes or any other veggies honey!"
"Don't eat fruit!
It too has lots of GMO's
Plus pesticides that kill your children's brains
As well as the bugs!
Don't believe me?
Well then you're an irresponsible parent!"
"Don't eat canned goods!"
"Don't eat bagged goods!"
"Don't eat frozen goods!"
"It's all bad because the government is lying to you!!"
Ok,
According to you the solution is quite simple,
So simple that even a gullible fool like me gets it,
STARVE....