(Dedicated to the general population of the U.S.A. I'm very annoyed with this problem.)




                                                       

                                                              Blank.
                                                
                                                              Blank.
                                                              I'm going to kick your blank,
                                                             He's such a blank!
                                                              Blank off!
                                                              Shut up blank!
                                                              Sound familiar?
                                                              I'm sure you can fill in those blanks,
                                                              But don't because I'm so blanken sick of it!

                                                              Blank this, blank that, blank
                                                              Every other blankin word,
                                                              Blankety, blankety, blankety, blahhhh!!
                                                              Get it? No? Then let me get it
                                                              Through your blankin head!

                                                              Garbadge talk, all garbadge talk,
                                                              Now and then I understand,
                                                              But its NOT no and then anymore!
                                                             Mr. Dialogue has taken a permanant vacation to
                                                              Dumpsterville,
                                                              You know its true,
                                                              How many blankin profanities
                                                              Have you coughed up today?
                                                              Can't remember?
                                                              That's what I thought.

                                                              Blank, blank, blank blahhhh!
                                                              Just the thought makes me sick!
                                                              Does it never blankin occur to you
                                                              That you offend?
                                                              Of course not!
                                                              You, as you would say,
                                                            "Don't give a blank."
                                                              And that's the whole blankin problem!

                                                              First it's common courtesy you
                                                              Don't give a blank about,
                                                              Then other people can go blank off,
                                                            "Blank the boss who fired me!"
                                                            "Blank the apartment building owners
                                                             Who threw me out!"
                                                            "Blank life!"

                                                              News flash!
                                                              The blankin world doesn't
                                                              Revolve around blankin you!
                                                              Try on the old coat called
                                                              CONSIDERATION,
                                                              Think before you speak,
                                                              Count those blanks,
                                                              Make the number lower,
                                                              Make your anger slower,
                                                              De-blank it all.

                                                                                       E.J. Norris