My Door
                                                      If felons be running free,
                                                      Behind my door light they'll never see,
                                                      Twist and pull, twist and pull,
                                                       It will do them no good at all,
                                                      So sensitive!

                                                      In I walk,
                                                      And it acts like it locks,
                                                      Trapping me in four walls
                                                      Prison's no fun at all!

                                                      I kick it first,
                                                      Sigh and growl,
                                                      Nasty trick!
                                                      Incredibly foul!
                                                    "Come on stupid! I have things to do!
                                                      Twould be easier if not blocked by you!"
                                                      Twist yank, twist yank,
                                                     "LET ME OUT!!!!"

                                                                                         E.J. Norris